basic
jokes comedy
- Ancient Romeo.
- Answer in front of your nose.
- Answer is right in front of her and she is confused.
- Bar prince and the pauper.
- Big woman with small man.
- Blind leading the blind.
- Blundering detective.
- Both afraid of each other.
- Both trying to get along.
- Boy trying to make a reluctant girl.
- Bumbling expert.
- Calamity Jane.
- Celebrating at a funeral.
- Child is more dissolved than adult.
- Competing suffers.
- Compulsive gambler.
- Conman and the disillusioned sucker.
- Conman and the sucker.
- Conman conning the conman.
- Conman conning the idiot (sucker)
- Conman who is no good at it.
- Couch romancing.
- Cowardly explorer.
- Cowardly hero.
- Cowardly warrior.
- Crooked judge.
- David and Goliath.
- Doctor sicker than the patient.
- Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Two sides of somebody's
nature.
- Each one blames the other.
- Each one thinks the other is an idiot.
- Eager old maid.
- Educated dope.
- Educated putts, no horse sense.
- Enough is enough.
- Fool in charge.
- Frantic new father.
- Frightened cop.
- He is trying to be in charge.
- Henpecked husband.
- Hot pants has no conscience.
- Husband who can't bed his wife.
- Hypochondriac.
- Idiot in charge.
- If a thing is tragic enough it's funny.
- Inconsolable woman.
- Innocent abroad.
- Innocent bystander.
- Innocent villain.
- It's much to do about nothing.
- Jolly undertaker.
- Kid who's smarter than the grown-ups.
- Kissing up to the bully.
- Last one to know.
- Like gorillas, everything but fight.
- Little guy beating up the big guy.
- Little guys acting like the big guys.
- Look for praise get egg in face.
- Looking the gift horse in the mouth.
- Lover under the bed.
- Lover who can't make out.
- Maid is in charge.
- Man and woman combat.
- Man chases a woman until she catches him; marriage.
- Man doesn't understand woman.
- Man woman jokes.
- Marriage misfits.
- Married couple blaming each other, each one talking to an
idiot.
- Married couple, each faulting the other.
- Master out done by apprentice.
- Merry widow.
- Mice behaving like lions.
- Mice playing with lion.
- Midgets being giants.
- Mistaken identity.
- Mother-in-law.
- Mouse teasing the lion.
- Mouse that roared.
- Mr. Know-it-all.
- Normal person in the nut house.
- Odd bed fellows, shouldn't be in the same bed.
- Odd couple.
- One makes pancakes, the other eats them.
- One man's tragedy is another mans comedy.
- Overage sex queen.
- People never want the truth when they ask.
- Person who protests to much.
- Plays a big winner who loses.
- Practical joke.
- Professional virgin.
- Profound thinker.
- Prude and make-out artist.
- Prude and the playboy.
- Prude.
- Reluctant lovers.
- Reluctant virgin.
- Reversal of the sexes.
- Servant bossing the master.
- Sex on demand.
- Sex pot and the prude.
- Sex starved prude.
- She needs a roll in the hay.
- Shot gun wedding.
- Sinful reformer.
- Social climber.
- Spoiled brat.
- Square peg in a round hole.
- Storm in a tea cup.
- Strange bedfellows.
- Talking sex instead of doing it.
- Terrified son-in-law, a life situation.
- That each one suspects the other one of being gay.
- That is not what I did in my day.
- There's no prude like an old whore.
- They are all failures.
- They are all nuts but Englishman isn't.
- They are in love but don't know it.
- Turn around.
- To have a cake and eat it.
- Transvestite.
- Trying to get sanity out of a moron.
- Two conmen out conning each other.
- Two educated nuts.
- Ugly duckling.
- Ultimate fight between women and men.
- Underling in charge.
- Underling that takes over.
- Uninvited guest.
- Unwelcome houseguests.
- War between men and women, who's superior.
- Ways of getting it up.
- When the penis rises, the brain flies away.
- Who's got the balls? Who's in charge?
- Who's the dumbest, stupidest.
- Why me?
- Woman is more ballsy than man.
- Worm turns.
- Wrong guy getting the medials.
- Wrong person in charge.
- Wrong person is asking forgiveness.
- Wrong person is injured. (insulted)
- Wrong person is suffering.
- Wrong person is upset.
- Wrong-way driver.
- You stole my club, disrupt my cave.
"In the end, it
can't look like acting." |
